angka.nangka.

Bukan untuk poyo.

Cuma,sedikit terkejut.

Terima kasih untuk pengunjung blog ini.

Walaupun baru 2000,tapi aku agak puas,untuk newbies macam aku.

Aku baru nak trace siapa yang jadi pengunjung ke-2000 untuk blog aku.

Ingat nak belanja roti canai and teh tarik.

Kalau nak,contact aku.

Bohohoho~

Bukan untuk kecoh,atau kepoh,just my individual achievement.Nothing more,nothing less.

tQ.

Itu.Yeh.

Kadangkala.

Aku terfikir.

Usia makin tua.

Hidup makin sibuk.

Kadangkala terlupa untuk fikir tentang diri sendiri.

Absent-minded.

Hidup ini kosong.

Tanpa warna-warni.

Yang indah.

Cuma ada.

Satu rasa.

Yang aku akan simpan.

Untuk selamanya.

Apa dia?

Sheessh.

Tidak perlu tau.

short conversation.

abang:sarah,ni kak azie nak cakap.

Lalu menyerahkan handphone Nokia9300 kepadaku.

Aku:Hello.

Kak Azie:Hi Sarah!

Aku:Hee,Hi kak azie *pura-pura malu-malu*

Kak Azie:pergi alamanda ye?

Aku:A’ah,abang drive,takut-takut lagi,hihi.

Kak Azie:oke lah tu,mula-mula.Kak Azie ni harap je ade lesen,tapi tak reti bawak kete.

Aku:Yeke yeke,try la bawak slalu,nanti oke lah.

Kak Azie:oke.Aritu kak azie ade tgk gmbar sarah dekat rumah baru kat kuale tu.Eee,sarah dah kurus lah skrg.

Aku:Eh,mane ade,skrg ni dah takde dah diet-diet ni,malas.

Kak Azie:Betul.Sarah igt tak mase kak azie jumpe sarah kt melake dulu?

Aku:A’ah,ingat lagi.

Kak Azie:time tu sarah sangat berisi tau.Chubby.Skrg ni memang dah kurus lah.

Aku:Biase la tu,makan hati,haha.Kak azie nak tips untuk kurus ke?

Kak Azie:yeke,haha,mengarut je sarah ni.

Aku:Haha *speechless bile orang puji macam tu,padahal aku makan memang tak ingat dunie*

Kak Azie:oke lah sarah,pass phone kt abg rizal balik.

Aku:okee,babai~!

sufiyah’s controversial confession.

WARNING:Half-censored.tQ.

alia sabur vs sufiah yusof

dearie bloggie,

as I was eagerly surfing the internet (macam dah takde kerja lain nak buat) I was stunned and fascinate by the news from yahoo! news,saying that a teenage girl age 18 years has currently become a professional university professor *jaw-dropping mode* her name is alia sabur,and I bet that no one has ever heard of her name (sebab aku tak pernah dengar kot,unless it is sufiah yusoff)

she’s genius.gifted.IQ beyond the ordinary.I mean,she’s super duper duper duper extraordinary.Special.You can briefly read her profile,resume and so on from the link.Malas nak cerita panjang-panjang.But,frankly said,she’s one of a kind.Talented in music,brilliant,super genius.She couldn’t asked for more.

Yea,I wrote this entry just to compare between these 2 geniuses,alia sabur and sufiah yusoff.As we all know,on march 08,we’ve been shocked by the news of sufiah yusof that has become a prostitute. *jaw drropping mode again* after the news of marrying a trainee lawyer from oxford that only lasted for 13 months (I think I read the news during form 5) she’s not special anymore.She’s claiming that the main reason that she’d become a prostitute is because of her father.The way her father treat her and her siblings,she pictured it as living in hell.I read from the article,about this hot-housing method.That’s why her siblings semuanya genius,but in a tortured way.If I’m not mistaken,her dad will wake them up in the middle of the night,forced them to study.If not,he will slapped them.Taken from one of the article regarding sufiah’s matter,

“Ten years before, Farooq Yusof had been lauded as a pioneer in hothousing - the intensive personal tutoring of young children.The subject of his experiments in education were his five children. Early life for them was a regime of spartan intensity.The temperature in the family home was always low to ensure their attention, morning prayers were followed by stretching and breathing exercises.Television, pop music and anything else that might lead to “shallow thinking” was banned. Fresh air, said Yusof, was essential for a fresh mind.


PUNCHING helped as well.”

it’s insane.No wonder sufiah had transform herself from being a child genius to slut,ops,I mean prostitute.Orang cakap,takde life~hmm,life-tortured.

*I thought want to post a pic of her,in nudity,but then,karang orang cakap I pervert pula,so tak jadi lah*

Wah,her stories are so interesting and now I realized that I only talk about sufiah,instead of alia sabur yang incredible itu,hehe.

Oh Alia Sabur,can I eat your brain? Manage to read when you are 8 months old,are super awesome~.

gahaaa~

.

Getting worst each and every day.

Ya Allah,I’m apologizing for sins that I had done.

Amin.

kesedaran.

dearie bloggie,

pernahkah kita sedar,setiap insiden yang tidak diingini atau kemalangan yang tidak disengaja kan,we are most likely have the habit of cursing tahap dewa 88? for instance,siapa pernah terlepas waktu lab and terus cakap “shit”,instead of ya Allah? kereta orang lain yang hampir melanggar kereta kita? what should you say? fuck?

dipetik dari emel usrahcyber,

Saya Sholat lima waktu tapi …
Masih merungut dan mencaci-maki bila saya ditimpa musibah, walaupun
sebenarnya saya tahu sesuatu musibah itu datangnya dari Allah,
karena perbuatan dan perilaku saya sendiri
Seharusnya saya sadar kepada siapakah saya mencaci-maki itu ?

oleh itu,aku menyeru,bukan sahaja kepada rakan-rakan,malah untuk diri aku sendiri,sebab aku pun sama hala je dengan contoh-contoh di atas,kurang kan mencaci maki.Lebihkan berselawat,lebihkan membaca al-Quran.

Perlu berazam untuk menjadi lebih baik.

:)

newcomer.newbies.new new lah.

this entry was made especially for our newcomers,encik kuyu a.k.a perasan betmen.

sangat mengalu-alukan kedatangan beliau ke dunia wordpress dan blogsphere.

kita tunggu dan lihat how long will he survive.

:))

ayat tak membakar semangat betul.

oh ye,sape-sape nak visit his new blog,boleh la usya other bloggers at the right side.

gambaarre yoo~~

sekian.

congkak.

dearie bloggie,

I’d watched congkak yesterday with mak uda and my adik.I bought 12pm tickets [ it should be 12am or 12pm for 12 tengahari yeh? i'm confuse (=.=) ]

Overall,the story was oke la kot.David Teo cakap,congkak is much much more scarier than JPB.But,from my personal point of view,I think JPB lagi takut woo.Congkak ni,hantu nye is not like real hantu.Instead,the opah had been make up in scary version,like geli geli disgusting sume lah,macam muka orang kena simbah asid,pastu kulit hitam.Yang takut nye because opah ni suka selubung muka dengan kain batik.If from JPB,the hantu is like real hantu,macam pont****k,guhu~ cuak siot tengok dekat wayang malam-malam.

Starting pun dah terkejut-terkejut cerita ni.Belum apa-apa lagi tuh.Storyline dia mula-mula memang sejiban macam cerita JPB,where dia dukung anak dia yang hampir kena bawa lari dek opah,but then tiba-tiba anak die yang panggil dia and tanya “mama dukung apa tuh?” it’s like a scene from JPB where pierre andre dukung his opah from dapur and bring her back to the room,but then he saw his opah sleep nicely on her katil.So,die dukung sape tu? haha.Kan kan kan? sejiban kan?

Well,for me,congkak is ok to watch.But memang betul lah kan ibu-ibu mengandung and pesakit jantung can’t really watch this movie.I think it is not because the jalan cerita was soooooooooooooo damn scary,tapi sound system dia yang amatlah melampau effect nye.Macam rimas pun ada gak,mende nye is not that scary,tapi sebab effect bunyi cam orang mengilai la,bunyi hantu bersiul la,ape lah,pastu kuat pula tuh,memang agak terkejut lah kan.Cies.First malay movie yang pakai dolby system lah kan,bajet almost 200K,memang patut lah tu.

Orait,can’t tell any further.Nanti dah jadi spoiler bagi orang yang tak tengok lagi.Saranan aku,pergilah tengok congkak kat wayang.Tolong kota kan kata-kata David Teo yang kata nye boleh collect 10Juta from congkak.Sian die if tak dapat realisasi kan azam nye itu.Hoho,lagi satu,apa barang tengok kat PC or laptop,memang tak terase lah takut nye.

orait,later.

foot note:agak kantoi lah kan ambil gambar poster congkak pakai print screen,wahaha,ya,ampunn~ malas nak edit balik.

Istighfar.

Oh Tuhanku,ampunilah dosa-dosa ku..

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